i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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