I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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