Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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