Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
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