I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
