Small penises have feelings too.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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