yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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