just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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