Texts From Last Night

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  (816): View more from Missouri

  i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants

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  (816): i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants http://tfl.nu/4te8
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  (209): View more from California

  Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.

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  (209): Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball. http://tfl.nu/0g16
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  (301): View more from Maryland

  About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?

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  hey.....beach week happens

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  (301): About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ? (1-301): hey.....beach week happens http://tfl.nu/0seh
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  (217): View more from Illinois

  her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...

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  (217): her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name... http://tfl.nu/e8r1
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  (816): View more from Missouri

  Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?

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  (816): Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation? http://tfl.nu/p01u
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  (313): View more from Michigan

  Are we still banned from the library?

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  (313): Are we still banned from the library? http://tfl.nu/xtiu
  Replies (12) Good night (2406) Bad night (688)
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  (864): View more from South Carolina

  Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison

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  (864): Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison http://tfl.nu/9c49
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  (240): View more from Maryland

  ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday

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  (240): ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday http://tfl.nu/ci9y
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  (906): View more from Michigan

  We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.

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  (906): We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad. http://tfl.nu/iebd
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  (704): View more from North Carolina

  I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism

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  (704): I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism http://tfl.nu/sjz0
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  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.

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  (202): I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll. http://tfl.nu/zni7
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  (613): View more from Ontario

  You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.

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  (613): You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night. http://tfl.nu/z5vr
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  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.

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  (570): Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore. http://tfl.nu/jsbv
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  (+61): View more from Australia

  No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.

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  (+61): No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender. http://tfl.nu/14lt
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  (802): View more from Vermont

  all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.

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  (802): all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that. http://tfl.nu/3y8k
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