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  what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant

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  im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?

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  anal.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.

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• (951): View more from California

  I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.

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• (786): View more from Florida

  If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (850): View more from Florida

  My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee

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  i will live by this rule

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.

  (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?

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