You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I will be naked everywhere
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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