What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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