talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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