is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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