I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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