nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
