dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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