I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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