I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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