but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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