so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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