i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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