There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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