one might say we're banned from that church
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
be right there i have to get my cape
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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