some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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