he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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