I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
