It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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