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its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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