You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)