Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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