West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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