I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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