Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
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