yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I love how my cats smell like pot.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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