i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
