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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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