She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I faked an abortion last night.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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