yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
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I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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