Farmville is her only friend.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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