Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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