Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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