I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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