Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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