Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.