You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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