it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever