her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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