People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I see more hoeing in ur future
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