She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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