Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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