Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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