the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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