do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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