My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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