Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
So apparently I’m into choking now
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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