good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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