saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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