He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize